Palahniuk-cum-Orwell
I wonder if chickens know that we eat their eggs. If they do, I wonder what they think about it. It's all rather disgusting if you really do think about it.
Say, for instance, we weren't at the top of the food chain. What then? Would we be herded together in people-pens? Would new mothers be milked or would their abortions be fried "sunny side up"? Would they feed us all the left over bits of other people that they don't enjoy eating themselves? I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone when I say that armpit, crotch and crack don't sound that appetising - then again there's different strokes for different folks.
Just some thoughts I had making lunch this afternoon. I'm digesting it just fine in case anyone is wondering...
Say, for instance, we weren't at the top of the food chain. What then? Would we be herded together in people-pens? Would new mothers be milked or would their abortions be fried "sunny side up"? Would they feed us all the left over bits of other people that they don't enjoy eating themselves? I'm pretty sure I speak for everyone when I say that armpit, crotch and crack don't sound that appetising - then again there's different strokes for different folks.
Just some thoughts I had making lunch this afternoon. I'm digesting it just fine in case anyone is wondering...
At 23:17 Debaser mumbled incoherently.
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Wow.
That's pretty gross. And yet oddly fascinating.
Yeah, I wasn't quite sure how it'd go down. Guess it's the Chuck in me trying to break out.
They don't call it Rocktober for nothing {cringe, cringe}.
I'm not sure who they are though.
The infamous they! I'd love to meet them one day.
Then again... how many of them are there, anyway? I mean, they must have functions, right? Functions with food which needs to be catered. Hmmmm.
Them take care of all the meeting arrangements. I hear they don't tip so well though...
Enjoy the book Soffy-rhymes-with-coffee.
I heard it from Barney first. Back when I listened to 5. Used to write the date like that in my primary school exercise books :o]
Oh, and I actually love my meat. I do agree with vegetarianism on purely moral grounds.
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